SKATE WITCHES #2 & BIG BALLS

poster by Gary Burgerlips http://hellsbellends.blogspot.com/

The Apple #1

CoCo La Palm

Richie Moment presents........Club CoCo La Palm

a Tropical Holiday party night thats hotter than a motorbikes armpit and sexier than an 18-30's rep

25th July The Mothers Ruin 9.30pm-4.00am

see the sun set and rise in the same smoking hot night!

Conga line leaves Bristol centre (by Falafel king) @ 9.15pm free Tropical Shot and half price entry to people who join conga line to The Mothers Ruin!

£3 entry (unless you are in conga line)

Prize for smallest speedos and best home made bikini!!

Best Tropical Dress Prize

Holiday Party Games All Night

Late license till 4.00am see the sun set then rise all in the same smoking hot night.

Jugs of tropical cocktails on offer along with tropical shots alnight!!!

spray tan tattoos available on entry

Best Tan Line contest!!

Will Smith and Various Other 90s Artists karaoke from MC Benny Buca, MC Brendog and MC Moment

7x Tropical Holiday DJ's keeping your holiday cooking

playing hits so sun kissed you will need sun cream on your lug holes!!

Barry Man Hello

(Brin Frost)

Rikapedia

(Richie moment)

Sigourney Beaver & DJ I Beef Her

(Rob & Siobhan)

Vinyl Richie

(you know him)

Scarlet Yo Handsome

(Jamie Bracken-Lobb)

Bobbi Soccer

(you know him)

playing all the long hot night!!! everything from Black Lace to Senor Coconut

So much fun in one night you will need a holiday to get over it.

we will also be drinking cans of cheap booze all sunday in Queen Square to help you forget the night before, so dont be afraid to go looose yourself duuooode!

All artwork by Richie Moment.

Flooded Treehouse Vs Sweet Milking

Friday 10th July

9pm-2am

The Mother's Ruin

no flyer or proper description...

Srsly? Lol! DJs @ The Byte Live! Weekender

Yes we're DJing at this as Illegal Seagull DJs. We usually go under the name Srsly? Lol! DJs (although Lucie hates it) and of course everyone knows we are the Illegal Seagull promoters and as we don't usually have time to DJ at our own jam packed banging events, Illegal Seagull DJs = Chris, Rich and Loz, but who cares, who can do what we want see.

This will be good. Here is a brief synopsis that I stole earlier (just now).

BYTE presents...

THE BYTE LIVE! WEEKENDER
FRI 3, SAT 4, SUN 5 JULY 2009
@ THE CROFT, STOKES CROFT, BRISTOL


Byte is taking over the Croft for three nights of incredible music from local artists, showcasing some of the best talent Bristol has to offer.

Across the weekend we'll take you on a sonic odyssey into the far-flung corners of the underground, offering a huge range of aural delights to feed your ears.

Friday 3rd July

Noise : Experimental : Metal : Chiptune : Breakcore : Wonk : D&B : Ragga : Italo

Geisha
(Crucial Blast)
http://www.myspace.com/geishanoiseresearchgroup

Turbowolf
http://www.myspace.com/turbowolfband

Hunting Lodge
http://www.myspace.com/huntinglodge

Tractor
http://www.superfirecords.co.uk/tractor

Michael J Rocks
http://www.myspace.com/michaeljrocks

Souq
http://www.myspace.com/ricorbmusic

Plus DJ support from:

Ironside
Bos Bos
Ricorb
Vast & Bulbous
Illegal Seagull DJs
Pollen Djs

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=190408220197

Saturday 4th July

Hip Hop : Reggae : Dubstep : Grime : Bassline : Funky : Garage : D&B

Bubbz
http://www.myspace.com/bubbzakachief

Sober & Dribbla
http://www.soberanddribbla.co.uk

Central Spillz
http://www.myspace.com/centralspillzmusic

Vertebrae
http://www.myspace.com/vertebrae

Dutty Girl
http://www.myspace.com/duttygirlmusic

Mad Method
http://www.myspace.com/madmethodclub

UKHD
http://www.myspace.com/ukheatdroppers

Plus DJ Support From:

Richie Royale
Sureskank DJs
Shakoom DJs

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=187382460366

Sunday 5th July

Acoustic : Electronica : Italo : Ambient : Broken Beat : Downbeat

Gravenhurst
(Warp Records)
http://www.myspace.com/gravenhurst

Annette Berlin
http://www.myspace.com/annetteberlin

Antoni Maiovvi
(Seed Records)
http://www.myspace.com/djantonimaiovvi

Forsaken ft. Ben Blackmore
http://www.myspace.com/forsakendubstep

Fred Moth
http://www.myspace.com/fredmoth

Polestar
http://www.myspace.com/polestarmusic

Plus DJ Support from:

Canola Tenderfoot DJs
Glitch Night DJs
Duchess DJs

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=101090053956

Tickets for each night are £5 advance from Bristol Ticket Shop:

http://www.bristolticketshop.co.uk

SPLASHBACK! #10